E2-Max Movie Bunk with Seeteng, Bernice, Chuxian, Amelia, ChengHeng. Dine at Sakae Tepanyaki. CupCakes in order to replace birthday cake, Cause could't find any nice cake around.
Wednesday 30th of September
Went To CMPB via 165 Train to vivo 145 (took the wrong direction = =) Drop off at bugis. Cabbed to CMPB told that i was late, and change the date for me to the 5th of October. WTF!?!
Meet Daniel and his workplace Central(CQ) to have our lunch.
Left for PS arcade home-ed, changed off to st.james powerhouse.
Ate prata at Jalan Kayu and home-ed at last.
> Read the story no matter u like or dun like ghost story...makes you glued > to your chair till the last sentence! > > > > Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quay area. > > In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quite high > up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stay back for > OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to security > reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the old security > uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level. Then the uncle > will send the lift up. > > After some time, he left the company and joined another place where his > office also very high up in the building. Hence if do OT, also need to call > uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he's working OT for the > first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am > > When he's about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the lift up. > After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift. > > He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another 10 > mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here. > > > A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up? > > S: Yeah sent liao. > > A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh > > S: No meh? okie okie I send again. > > > Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's the > last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncle on his > handphone again. > > > A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up? > > S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh. > > A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh! > > S: Aiyoh. Nevermind. I take the lift up and look for you. > > Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then > suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the line > sounding very weird. > > S: Where are you? I am here. But I cannot find you. > > > All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level > 1.... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right. > > A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building... > > When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he > found out that.... > > > > > > ..... > > > > > > ..... > > > > > > ..... > > > > > > > > He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his > ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work till > seh liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call back > to explain to the security uncle from the building of his ex-company. > > Blur cock and poor uncle. He must be the one who actually freaked out going > all the way up and saw no one there hahaha > > > > > > Moral of the story - dun work till becoming like sotong.... Destress!
3:58 PM
Having tooth ach because of the **** wisdom tooth in my mouth. Went to the dentist and have it cleaned, it hurts alot alright! Gave me some painkillers, Anit-swelling medicine and antibiotics. Haven't been chewing on solid food for the past few days but now getting better. just went to have supper with hy and daniel. Mutton Murtabak!
But in the end it came chicken for me :( How can they get it wrong? as the order is 3mutton and 3 bandung??? and chicken is $2 more expensive then mutton! So in the end the waiter told me he charge me $5 for it(intially it was $6) OMG I SAVE $1! total is $6.20. So i paid 1 $7.20. BUT HE DID'T GIVE ME BACK ANY CHANGE! WTF!
English leson:D
British English vs. Singaporean English
Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporean: No stock!
RETURNING A CALL Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporean: S-kew me..
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: No need lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
WHEN ENTERTAINING Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporean: No need shy one lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporean: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporean: Don't want lah.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporean: You mad ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporean: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.. Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporean: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Singaporean: Die lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don't know how to do!
3:47 PM
Friday, September 18, 2009
Working Working
Joke
Girl:Are you a virgin? Guy :Yea, Kinda of. Girl:Wow! Really did't expect that coming. Guy :*after sometime felt kinda sad as for his still a virgin* Girl:So ur masturbathing all this while?!? Guy :Emo-ed
LOL i think its funny even though the girl did't really wanted to hurt the guy in anyways just blurted that last line out of her mouth:D
Something that i wanted to share with you guys.
To those who are married, .. Not married ... and soon to be married
MARRIAGE
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question.. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; I had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again..
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully..
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me..... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy...
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.
Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card... I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank, blah..blah..blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!
Real touching :D
Felt like not even marriage even BGR will have problems like this.
Hope this helps :D
Tata Thats for all !
1:09 PM
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Watched G-Force With Hy and daniel on sunday at AMK hub. I watched it online already but they haven't so i watch it with them again. It was worth it hahas twice and its still nice :D I love the "Fat" guy :D
Back to work again zzz. Now working at Sengkang outlet. Kida bored :(
Tml is my off day, Going to ICA building to make my IC :D
$100 WASTED !
Tata!
10:39 AM
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Yesterday went to meet hy and daniel at 631 for "breakfast" (4.30pm) Lmao
Hy went off to work, dan and me went to lan.
Meet up with joan to get tickets.
Then came the girly-ish Sean TanQinWoon.
Met up with his friends and off to stjames.
Kinda bored in there, Danced, Danced, Danced NTH ELES = =
Haha most bored de .
Looking foward to 30th :D
3:09 AM
Monday, September 7, 2009
Phone spoil already could't take any photos so there would't be much photo posted :D
Tml Will be my 3rd term exams for my Cs Module. Studied for quite long for 3 days :D
Went Sakura to eat on thursday with my working cliques :p
Look at the prawn feelers it curls :D
Tml St.jams !?!
Wed get my contact lens :D
6:10 AM
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Went to touched up on my tattoo. dunno will i regret a not. haha Most probably not i hope so :D
just to make something clear TATTOO is NOT = Bad :D
U know i am such a good boy :D
11:57 AM
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Back to blog :D
Once i went down to slack with hy and we went 7-11 to buy drinks and cigg. The staff ask me to show my identification so i showed her my ez-link.
The Staff = "You are a student!?!" Me = "Ya? Student cannot buy cigg?" hy = "1991 18 years old le ma why cannot buy?" The Staff = *took out a caculator to caculate my age* Me = *= =*
So yesterday went to club. Wtf sia a lot gay and les! Hy like them a lot lol. Not really intresting, but it was okay as we 4 bro seldom meet up for this kinda events le. Had fun jumping with them arms to arms, in the end my leg is hurting so much from all the dancing and juming LOL.
So next event will be at 08/09/09
And not forgetting 30/09/09 HY's birthday. Who wanna go drink and have fun?!?
Eldo Lau Yiceng
Born In 1991 8th Of March(:
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Working In 7-11 As A Part-Timer
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